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LONG PUSSY LIP SYNDROME ? lol

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lol man whats u with these girls and these long ass pussy lips ? are yall snugglin penis elargement pills or sum10 ? lol sum of yall pussy lips look like bacon strips =[..lol nigga go down n eat the pussy and it feel like a top ramen noodle =[..it poke me in the eye n shit lol….u know yo shit long wen i rub ur inner thigh and u go “oooh daddy” cuhz yo pussy lips sag down to yo thigh lol…how the FUCK U 19 wit 60 yr lady pussy lips ? lol..i bet wen u take a shit yo pussy lips touch the toilet water lol..and dont play like u dont know waht im talking about lol a couple of yall prolly like “oh no this nigga didnt” lol..CLAIMIN got that good good and yo pussy lips look like a flat intertube =[..every time i see them type of pussy lps i imagine it talkn to me in the chipmunk voice lol like “sup niggggyyyyy ahah holla at a playa” but damn man lol if a nigga go deep in that pussy yo pussy lips go O and wrap aroudn a nigga balls..lol and sum of yall need to learn how to wash yo pussy cause sum of yall shit stank lol..u know yo shit stank wen yo bf eat u out n stop n say “ohh shit baby i dizzy” then walk outside to get sum fresh air lol..i call it ONION PUSSY cuhz wen that smell hit u yo eyes get watery like u got onion in it lol..but man u need sum tips on how to wash yo pussy lol
1st. u need sum muthafuccin soap..lol and none of hat 99 cent store bull shit cuhz that aint gone cut it lol
2nd. u need sum mutha fuckin steamy hot water lol them pussy juice germs need to be killed lol
3rd. u need sum kinda towel or wash cloth or sponge or any kind of thing scrub a dub dub
4th. not only do u need soap and water u need sum type of shower gel on top of that lol cuhz jus soap mite not cut it sum of yall even need more than that lol
5th u need wash yo PUSSY more than any other part on yo body lol u dont just wet get it wet put soap on it scrub for 3-5 secs then rinse lol that shit aint gone cut it cuhz pussy is a deadly smell lol SMELLY PUSSY is a poisin =[..itl kill a nigga in 3-5 minutes lol..
and like if these tips dont help u then u dont need to be fuckin or having sex at all lol and its a shame cuhz sum of yall dont evenknow yo pussy stank lol BITCHH HOW U NOT KNOW YO PUSSY STANK ? lol

IF ANY1 HAS ANY ADVISE PLEASE LEAVE COMMENTS SO A GIRL WIT PUSSY SYNDROM READIN THIS CUD KNOW WHAT TO DO LOL

My Girlfriend Cheated Wit Her Ugly Ex

ok yall i was browing blog sites on google and stumbled across another question that i had to answer man maybe some of yall can relate check this =]

HIS QUESTION:
Not too long ago I was in love with this girl. We were together for quite some time; I loved and respected her more than any boyfriend before and since me. I respected that she didn’t want to have sex and I trusted her to the greatest extent. I did everything possible to make her happy. One day she went to a party without me. She went with a couple of friends that we had in common so I had no objections with her going. While she was at the party, she had sex with her ex-boyfriend… — in front of 8 people on a couch! This happened about 2 months ago and I’m still not over her. I see her everyday at school and it absolutely tears me up inside at the mere thought of her. So, you can imagine how I feel when I see her. I’ve tried to get over her by going out partying and having sex with a few of her friends. But nothing is making me feel better! The guy that she cheated on me with is ugly and he uses her for sex. She is in love with him and still has sex with him. He doesn’t even like her, talks shit about her, and spreads personal pictures of her. I’ve beat his ass every time I seen him but I still feel fraked up inside. How can I get over the one that I love? I can never take her back, but I can’t stop thinking about her.

MY ANSWER:

smh bro lol i was gone say i dont know what to tell u untill u said u fuck em up everytime lmao..thats funny ha and he ugly ? lmao..but man imma tel u what went wrong in this relationship man smh..YOUR A PUSSY ASS BOYFRIEND.. u gotta change yo ways cuhz most bitches aint shit..u prolly tried 2 wife a hoe..smh never works! cuhz u know hoes dont like dudes trynna cuff em nd be all sweet..hoes like dudes who dont care..u made a mistake wen u respected her sayin yall dont got to have sex? like nigga wtf..yo dumbass deserved 2 be cheated on lol..but remmember THE DICK is the best way to a womans heart..cuhz it brainwashes them for a long time bein sweet nd the perfect boyfriend nd all tht gets you there to but it washes away after a while..most girls will take sum good dick over a sweet boyfriend who doesnt even wanna fuck lol..nd u also asked how to get over her? the best way isnt revenge just keep fuckn that other nigga up everyday lol nd dont stop..nd u said u cant stop thinking of her? aight well come thru to my house so i can SOCK THE SHIT OUT YOU nd maybe thatl get her out yo head but yea all my viewers yall got a better answer to this? then write me a comment =]